My name is Reed Mooney, and I'm kind of a big deal.
I’m stupid excited. I’ve been waiting for this day for like 2 years. It’s gonna be so tight. I wish I worked there but I really just don’t have time.
Im hungry af. Bout to walk up in Chipotle like
then ask for Guacamole with everything I order like “I want a burrito w/ Guac, chips w/ Guac & a Corona lite w/ a side of GUAC!”
And da Girl behind da counter will say “you do know you have to pay for all that guac, right?”
Ima be like
MONEY AINT A ISSUE BITCH!